If your spinning rims spin counter-clockwise...you are NOT pimpin'!I'm sorry, that line makes me laugh everytime I hear it. How is that even possible? Especially when car tires don't spin counter-clockwise unless it's geared in reverse??? lol ( Read more... )

Wow, do you see how bored I am now? Two entries in two hours. Really sad ( Read more... )

I'm about to fucking DIE waiting for this book. As someone stated in ohnotheydidnt, I am nutting a river of anticipation--there is a torrential current of jizz pouring from my throbbing boner (tm girl_wonderEven though I pre-ordered my copy in March, I'm seriously considering just going to Wal-Mart and picking up a copy at 12:01. Must-be-patient ( Read more... )

I'm so mad at Pharrell for making "Touch"....I felt dirty buying it from iTunes (shut up). Why the Neptunes gotta make me like Omarion?? WHY?! No fair. At least he didn't give it to Usher *barf ( Read more... )

while i'm awake, a few tidbits:

-i feel like slapping that fag from the "women-become-totally-irrational-bubble-headed-creatures-when-presented-with-a-bar-of-hershey's-chocolate" commercial. what the hell is that guy talking about?? he looks like he gets NONE. probably cuz his stupid ass is whipping out chocolate bars to pick up women. dumb ass ( Read more... )

since you i been gone:

-my sister was in a BAD accident over spring break that left 2 (possibly 3) dead. she didn't cause it (and she is okay), but she was delayed in getting back to school for a couple days.

-school still sucks. no shock there.

-I GOT MY FREE iPOD shuffle. heh. no regular iPod just yet. soon I hope. you n-words need to sign ( Read more... )

i'm toying with the idea of redesigning my lj.

but that will be once i leave this godforsaken house.

isn't it sad that i'd rather be back in my dorm than in my own home?

went to the movies!

hitch was s00per good! everybody should go see it! the whole theatre even clapped at the end of the movie. it was just a really sweet, funny movie.

the whole time i was watching it, i just kept thinking, "dayum, will smith is fine". that man looks delicious in a suit ( Read more... )

i've been letting my lj go to waste. as usual. i've been catching references here and there to the lj black out of 2005(4?). i dunno when it happened (obviously) and i was completely oblivious to it. lol. and why is it such a big deal anyway? i guess alot of people's lives are on their ljs. heh heh, not me! i don't even have a life in the real ( Read more... )

as i was driving home for the holidays and trying to get back, i realized something alot of drivers.

they don't know how to fucking drive on the highwaynow, in order to travel between houston and dallas/denton, you have to travel most of the way on I-45. I-45 is one of the worst interstates to travel on, but i've yet to come across anything worse ( Read more... )